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DonkeysBazooka

Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Syracuse, NY
Job: Student/Animator

I plan on animating stuff the rest of my life... sure hope I don't get my hands cut off.... that'd be rough

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DonkeysBazooka

Happy Halloweenie... <---how clever of me >_>

Posted by DonkeysBazooka Oct. 28, 2008 @ 12:48 AM EDT

Hello Newgroundsers!

I just submitted my Halloween 2008 entry. It brings wimpy, feminine tears of joy to my eyes to finally be able to say that. Gone Too Far felt like someone has been taking one long shit in my mouth for the last month. The .fla file was clearly cursed.
First of all, I changed the ending of this thing at least 20 times; no exaggeration. I couldn't pick one I liked, and each time had to go back and re-plan and re-structure the whole thing. The hardest part was deciding if I should end it with a funny twist, or do what I set out to do and satisfy Bou1der by keeping it dark and not-funny. At the very end it was a toss-up between what I finally went with, and having Dick Chaney come out of the bushes and be all like, "whoops." That was the hardest decision I've ever had to make in my entire life. It was dick.
Then, since I'm so lucky, my tablet broke and began malfunctioning about halfway through production. That was a fun one to deal with. Two words: "Duct Tape"
THEN, when the .fla file got too big, I didn't have enough RAM on my crappy old computer to even work on it! So I bought a brand new computer, but I couldn't work on it on the new computer because it didn't have any of the fonts I used on the old one, and for some reason movie clips weren't publishing! So I had to finish it on my old computer, which took 12 minutes just to Save the damn file!! GAH! I'm getting flash flash backs! Mommy.
Then other reasons yadda yadda yadda you don't care blah blah blah. Enough of my bitching; I'm finally done with it.

And on to more important things:

FLASH DANCER 2 (Working title)

If it's not out by December 16th, then I failed my final project in my web design class. So there ya go. I ball-parked a release date that will sodomize my brain until I finish it. I'm not willing to hand out details, cause I'm into the whole "surprise" thing. I will say this though: It is WAAAAAY more complicated than Flash Dancer 1. The simplicity of the first one is still there, don't get me wrong. The sequel is just a lot bigger and sexier. I leave you all brimming with wonder and suspense, as I'm sure you're all doing right now.

Ehem... uhgoodbye.

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22 Comments

Oct. 28, 2008 | 12:48 AM Magical-Zorse says:

You epicly win

Oct. 28, 2008 | 12:51 AM DonkeysBazooka responds:

no you do. you posted a comment the exact same minute i posted this blog, lol.

thats awesome. you're awesome

Updated: Oct. 28, 2008, 12:51 AM

Oct. 28, 2008 | 1:08 AM HolyPeanuts says:

That was great.


Oct. 28, 2008 | 1:57 AM higgles says:

A slice of the action was distasteful how can you be into that!?!?!?

Oct. 28, 2008 | 2:27 AM DonkeysBazooka responds:

distasteful? what's wrong with distasteful?


Oct. 28, 2008 | 4:50 AM Kyta says:

OR SHOULD YOU SAY "TWILIGHT OF REMORSE"????

HMM??

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??

YEAH

THAT JUST HAPPENED

Oct. 28, 2008 | 3:28 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

lol, DAMN YOU! that would have been so good!


Oct. 28, 2008 | 8:10 AM sistem69 says:

awesome submission realy smooth and enternaining. im still waiting for flash dancer 2. if the first one was awesome the new one will be more than epic. good luck in the future.


Oct. 28, 2008 | 3:08 PM Kaneda-X says:

Cock joke.

Oct. 28, 2008 | 3:30 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

i couldn't agree more


Oct. 28, 2008 | 4:15 PM UnderARock says:

Noice , you live in Syracuse? the actual city or in a town?
I hail from Baldwinsville

Oct. 28, 2008 | 4:27 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

the suburbs. and as a matter of fact my girlfriend lives in baldwinsville. go figure. audrey hicks. heard of her?


Oct. 28, 2008 | 4:42 PM UnderARock says:

sounds pretty familiar, she still go to baker?

Oct. 28, 2008 | 4:54 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

nah, bishop ludden unfortunately. what's ur name, i'll ask if she remembers you


Oct. 28, 2008 | 5:02 PM Spackerchip says:

What motivated the rayman music? I thought it was a very well chosen btw.

Oct. 28, 2008 | 5:16 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

i just got lucky. i really just stumbled across it and i was like, "this would be perfect for my movie"


Oct. 28, 2008 | 5:10 PM UnderARock says:

Matt Zarzecki, doubt she would if she isnt a junior, weird coincidence though haha

Oct. 28, 2008 | 5:15 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

indeed


Oct. 29, 2008 | 12:11 AM Zwickel says:

Hope you get a prize you deserve it, great animation! So cool you are studying animation too.

Oct. 29, 2008 | 1:03 AM DonkeysBazooka responds:

thanks man. yeah i hope so


Oct. 29, 2008 | 2:35 AM Kyta says:

cock joke

Oct. 29, 2008 | 7:10 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

hen joke.... i'm dumb...


Oct. 29, 2008 | 11:06 PM badfurrykitty says:

tore her flesh apart to stop her from screaming

Oct. 31, 2008 | 3:08 AM DonkeysBazooka responds:

thats fascinating. thank you for letting me know


Oct. 30, 2008 | 11:41 AM munchmed says:

happens to me aaalll the time. apart from the changing endings

Oct. 31, 2008 | 3:09 AM DonkeysBazooka responds:

hell yeah man


Oct. 31, 2008 | 8:57 AM Brakkenimation says:

Great flash, sorry to hear you had trouble with it.

I didn't fully understand the ending though. Then again, I'm freaking tired.


Oct. 31, 2008 | 2:12 PM aba1 says:

i fel 4 ya ive had this prob with my current flash myself tablet getting wrecked comp ot being able to handle the detail etc i feel ya man i feel ya


Nov. 1, 2008 | 1:16 AM 6th-sage says:

I hope you win the Halloween Contest =D. Man what an ending. Was that guy with a gun a zombie?

Hope the flash gets a trophie, dies, and then gets pancreatic cancer with aids with whipped cream on top =D.


Nov. 6, 2008 | 7:18 PM Lalo says:

Yea, flash can be a real bitch sometimes, A LOT of time.


Nov. 7, 2008 | 10:58 PM Kyta says:

I TOLD YOU TO PUT BATS AT THE ENDING

>_>


Nov. 28, 2008 | 9:57 PM Cardboardwarrior says:

Halloweenie? I dun get it.


Dec. 7, 2008 | 12:45 PM NoneZop says:

happy hollowCOCK

Dec. 7, 2008 | 9:39 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

yeah, see, you get it!


Dec. 30, 2008 | 6:22 PM lumpycereal says:

wow man you went through shit, i admire you, after all that you still held together and made a great yet scary halloween flash. you even bought a new computer! *even though it didnt work* thats dedication and that is the kind of person that is epic

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