Score: 10

"one devilishly catchy song"

submission: Dr. Mario with Lyrics

date: November 11, 2009

i want this on my ipod like fuck. not only was my toe-a-tappin, by my dick-was-a-boner over how nice the animation was. this is the best thing that's popped up on newgrounds in a long time. i actually feel like it deserves the score it has

Score: 10

"that's just awesome"

submission: Super Mario bros Z ep.8

date: October 9, 2009

people often rag on sprite animations because they didn't draw the sprites themselves or whatever... but who gives a fuck when the end result looks this damn good?

whether you made the sprites or not (and in this case you clearly did you share of sprites from scratch), the fight choreography is breath-taking. i watched most of the fight scene with my jaw slack, because i just have no idea how you managed to do it. even your use of the camera movement was spot-on! this is as good as it gets.

plenty of sprite movies are utter shit; that i won't argue. but movies like this set the curve. this is a diamond sitting on a mound of poop. i'm not sure how much sense that metaphor makes, but this kicked ass. that's what i'm getting at.

Score: 8

"really not too bad"

submission: Madness Desintegration

date: September 22, 2009

As far as madness collabs go, this is one of the better ones i've seen. Pretty much all of them had nice and smooth animation. Some of them could stand to have some... yknow... sound effects. But really, i can't complain about too much here. Nice job.

Score: 9

"pretty damn cool"

submission: love tripp

date: August 26, 2009

first, let me start with the negative, cause i'm a pessimist. firstly, that was a pretty crappy ending. and it would have been nice to at least include a replay button.

on the plus side, that was some dandy frame-by-frame work. very smoothly animated. I liked all the cool effects and stuff you did, and it definitely achieved the trippy trip you were going for. the morphs, the effects, the motion, etc. it was all just super.

Score: 4

"it's not you, it's newgrounds"

submission: WKUK Russian Roulette

date: June 27, 2009

i hate movies that get obscenely high scores like this. all these 10s and high scores you're getting are for The Whitest Kids U Know, not Jombo1.

you didn't write the joke, record the audio or any of the funny parts. all you did was poorly animate poorly-drawn characters. this is exactly what happened with the assumption song, and that If You Were Gay song. Everyone LOLs at the movie, but it was funny before you made it, and the original sketch would have been just as funny without you animating the audio track.

just so you know, i did laugh at this. it was funny. but i didn't laugh at anything you did, i laughed at the whitest kids u know. unless you are secretly a cast member and actually did write this joke, you've earned a 3.

Score: 10

"I 5'd the shit outta this!"

submission: Lil' Hoots

date: June 25, 2009

This had some great animation in it. Voice work was perfect. Didn't think the story was very compelling, but I did like the characters, so I'd like to see more of them. You should be very proud of this.

Score: 10

"i totally masturbated to Stamper's"

submission: Street Fighter Collab

date: May 18, 2009

I'll admit I was expecting more cartoons, considering how massive the metal gear collab was, and how long this wait was, but that gives me no reason to discredit the awesome talent that is here.

Really came out well, especially the opening sequence. Some of these are pretty funny. Features great animation. Even if you didn't find any of these funny, or you were disappointed in any way, I don't see how you can't give this a 10 because of all the awesome looking content here.

Sooooooooooo 10

Score: 10

"A+ again"

submission: Misinterpretive Porn Star

date: April 28, 2009

Man, if you keep filling up my favorite flashes list... people are gonna start to talk.

That must have been one of the most awkward recording sessions ever, having your mom sound all... hot and bothered. I don't know how I'd even bring that kind of thing up with my mom.. or my sister....

Anyhoo, delightful work, once again. Chalk this up as one more reason for me to envy your very existence. I wish I could exist like you :C

Dieing to see Starbarians. Is go be hot shit!

Score: 1

"D-:"

submission: Happy Cutie Bunny Easter!

date: April 12, 2009

D-:

i just....... i........why? the bunnies.... they...... the bunnies were really hurt..... i...... oh why, bunnies? why?!

and thus i conclude my constructive, helpful review

Score: 10

"hell YES! :D"

submission: Saturday Morning Watchmen

date: March 4, 2009

Say the word, and I will gladly suck your dick until it turns white.

That was amazing. Best animator on the site, unquestionably. I'll never stop being jealous of you.

Looking forward to your other oncoming flashes. Eagerly. Another sentence fragment. And another. Microsoft Word hates my review.