Score: 10

"hell YES! :D"

submission: Saturday Morning Watchmen

date: March 4, 2009

Say the word, and I will gladly suck your dick until it turns white.

That was amazing. Best animator on the site, unquestionably. I'll never stop being jealous of you.

Looking forward to your other oncoming flashes. Eagerly. Another sentence fragment. And another. Microsoft Word hates my review.

Score: 10

"holy crap"

submission: AniMSN 73

date: March 3, 2009

that was amazing. this deserves top honors for its animation. (Although oddly enough, I did notice that the quality of animation was stronger at the beginning of the movie than towards the end.) And of course people are going to be all like, "This is a dragonball Z ripoff! Meh!" And it obviously is. But who the hell cares? I don't count that for or against this. Regardless of how original the content is, the presentation of it is outstanding. Dandy work.

Score: 10

"oh newgrounds. sigh.. you truly are full of morons"

submission: Girlchan in Paradise Ep1

date: February 22, 2009

i'm kind of at a loss for words.... oh i have an idea, i'll write out my stream of consciousness upon realizing the existence of this video. that's what good reviews are made of.
ok first, i was all like, "oh egoraptor and tomamoto made a new movie. if that doesn't have at least a score of 4.50 i'll suck my dog's dick." then i clicked on it and i was like, "oh, it's only got a score of 4.15. this must royally SUCK if even egoraptor's thousands of fanboys aren't 5ing the ass out of this thing.... oh and i'm not gonna suck my dog's dick, cause we never shook hands on it, so it was never made an official bet.... besides my dog's a girl dog."

then i watched it. it... is... AWESOME!

now I gotta be honest. i've always been amused for the most part by egoraptors stuff. although i do believe that a lot of it is vastly overrated and half of his scores just come from people who cream their pants at the mention of the word "egoraptor", and the other half come from people who just aren't old enough to produce semen yet. and that has kinda always tampered with my opinion of it. the fact that egoraptor's animation is almost as good as his voicework is undeniable, but it was easy to overlook when i'm sitting here going, "4.99?!!! it's just a funny videogame parody! PHUUUUUKKK!"

this video put things in perspective for me. this is hilarious, and in many ways it is FAR superior to any of the Awesome cartoons. the dialogue/voice acting is as good as it gets. that was brilliant how you made the characters hate having to pronounce the names of stuff in this. and i LOVED how you had them mess up, recorded the sneeze and the sound of the script pages. hilarious. this was awesomer than any awesome movie. awesome.

animation was perfect. good frame by frame, funny frame by frame, and even the places where only the mouths moved worked perfectly because this is in fact a parody of anime. (not an attempt at recreating it. a parody. big difference there.) opening theme was great. damn, i just can't think of enough nice things to say about it.... meh, i'm content now actually. that'll do.

i do have one last thing to say though. this is further proof that newgrounds is a community of retards. this deserves a way higher score (and i rarely say that about flashes). all the 13-18 year olds watch this and go, "what? girlchan? i don't get it. when's Metal Gear Awesome 3 coming out?"

come on, retards. this is awesome.

damn fine work you guys. i've never seen Girlchan in Paradise before, but I feel like I can consider myself a fan anyway, thanks to this flash.

Score: 8

"that was one of the saddest things i've ever seen"

submission: Prostitute Mickey

date: February 17, 2009

but it sure made me laugh. good dialogue and voice acting. and hell, gotta give you props for the premise. i want a steamboat willie

Score: 8

"Hahaha"

submission: Alfred Gets Fixed

date: February 11, 2009

Interesting combination of animation here. Some of the animation was wonderfully professional, and some of it was severely lacking. I paid more attention to the awesome animation than I did to the lame animation though. This was very funny, including the ending, which I did not see coming at all. I LOL'd.

And damn, what the hell is this making front page NOW for? This has been on newgrounds for 2 years. Weird. Oh well, at least it's being recognized. Better late than never.

Score: 8

"I can't believe I'm actually saying this"

submission: Pokemon PSA Adventure Ep1

date: February 11, 2009

this was excellent. first of all i cant believe i even watched it... since i tend to never ever watch hentai shit on newgrounds. but i'm glad i watched this one. that was awesomely animated, and i was more than happy to watch the whole thing. and boy were you right! i'm glad I waited til the end! hot.

Score: 10

"i LOVE this"

submission: Such is Life...

date: February 6, 2009

animation was top-notch, and it was hilarious. i laughed out loud at the cat part. the expressions on all the characters faces were perfect. I'm favorite-ing this one. Stuff like this is the very reason I come to Newgrounds in the first place. Hell yes.

Score: 5

"oh good... the assumption song 2...."

submission: If You Were Gay, Roy

date: January 30, 2009

it's a little better than the assumption song because you actually bothered to color your it and lip sync it, and you didn't just use shittily drawn stick figures. you obviously put more time into this than the 2 hours it probably took Oney to make The Assumption Song, so it's not a carbon copy.

but it is, in essence, the same thing. an obscenely overrated little flash that everyone votes 5 on because the song (made by broadway talent) is funny... even though all you really did here was draw quick little chibi characters (which btw don't match the voices/personalities at all) and do some lip syncing.

if you'd had any other song in the background (one that wasn't funny like this one), and you used these characters and this style of animation, i highly doubt you'd get over a 4.20.

90% of the people giving this flash 10/10 and 5/5 are voting for the writer's of Avenue Q... not you.

Score: 9

"I wanted to give you a 10 sooooo badly..."

submission: The Real Legend 3

date: January 29, 2009

Really I did. The graphics and visuals are awesome. I'm a sucker for good animation and detailed backgrounds. You've got all that here. Awesome look to this flash. If you had done the whole thing with just the visuals and some background music I'd give you a 10.

But honestly, the audio is what really brought this down. The jokes were rather hit or miss but I think that lends itself primarily to how the lines were delivered. It seemed like the voice actors didn't really know the context of their lines. Seemed more like they just read their lines with SOME kind of emotion in their voice, and didn't know where the right place was to put emphasis or inflection. The dialogue didn't feel very real, it was just like... one person reads a line... the next person reads a line.... and since the subject of the dialogue is related, the viewer is supposed to assume their talking to each other.

I could be wrong, but it seemed like you sent the actors ONLY their lines and didn't fill them on on what they were responding to... so they just went with it and did whatever they thought was right. Again, I could be wrong; maybe you sent them the whole script. I'm just giving the voice actors the benefit of the doubt on this one. I'm not calling them bad voice actors necessarily, just uninformed voice actors. (Unless I'm wrong and you did send them the whole script... then the lines just weren't delivered well, period.)

Lastly, the audio quality is pretty weak. I felt like I was listening to this thing through my cell phone. At first I was thinking to myself "Okay, maybe he just dulled the audio quality to reduce the file size." But then TomaMoto came on and his sounded perfectly fine... which means the other voice actors either recorded their lines on crappy microphones... or you encountered the age-old problem of altering pitch while maintaining the timing. Huge pain in the ass to do.

In summary, the voice acting was rather shoddy, and the timing of the jokes and humor was sub par. Audio was really the downfall here, and if it weren't for the awesome graphics, I'd probably give you more like a 5/10. But I can't ignore how awesome this looks, so that more than makes up for the pitfalls. Better luck with the audio next time, and I look forward to seeing the next cartoons you submit to Newgrounds :)

Score: 10

"el oh el"

submission: Obama's Inauguration

date: January 25, 2009

that's pretty funny. and this all started forming in your head during the inauguration? that's awesome. animation was pretty limited, but i keep in mind that this is done in after effects... and in only a couple days.

it was funny. splendid work, amigo.