DonkeysBazooka's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Squirrel Game]

jesus...

people are WAY harder critics on games than they are on movies. i thought this was fun. granted, i havent gotten a single one of the medals yet, but thats irrelevant. nice work.

RiverJordan responds:

Thanks yo :) You'll get them medals!

[Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman]

the last level before the boss (level 2)

god damn it, lol. i sat there suspecting thats probably what i was supposed to do for like 10 minutes, but was too afraid to actually do it. nice work though. i dont see how better graphics could have hurt this, but it was a very entertaining puzzle game. nice work

[Newgrounds Character Quiz]

this definitely does not work

i retook it lots of times, changing the answers everytime, and it ended with either Pico or Salad Fingers. that seems to be the common complaint among... oh... every single other person that took this?

Sispri responds:

I'm very unoriginal in review responses, sorry. Thanks for the review.

[Orbitrunner]

i rarely play games

but i'm glad i played this one. what you have here is one extremely addictive game. excellent work with the physics, and very unique challenges that utilize them. 5/5

[big green button]

this is not abusive, its informative

heres where you went wrong
1. spelling- when reading is such a key component to the game like this, its essential that you at least spell things correctly. typing "ded" makes me think, "if i push this button again, i'm probably going to find another spelling error... and not respect the author even more."
2. creativity- it wasn't very creative at all. nothing was genuinely funny, and/or original on your part. you say its not a copy of big red button right at the beginning, as if you know already that it is. from what i could see, it was just a copy of big red button, but much less creative.
3. appearance- the button didnt have an ountline, the background was bland white, and the text was just times new roman written in all lower case letters. also, instead of a "1" button to start playing, maybe a right arrow, like most play buttons? even if the spelling and creative issues were not met, making the game look a little snazzier would have at least helped the viewer to overlook them.

in short, it isn't the "good" game you claimed it was. maybe try the idea again, applying some of the changes i made comment on.

[Madness Maker]

you arent good enough to make something like this

its a good idea, but if ur going to show people how to draw a set of characters that you didnt create, you could at least show them how to draw them well. id be sad if anyone actually took your advice on how to draw these characters.

rexfreakzoid responds:

you arent good enough to view this.

[-=Motion Tween Tutorial-=]

not too non-un-shabby

ha! i like cheese, too

deltatsunami responds:

lol