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Yes, its true. Everyone's favorite bearded foghorn has passed away. The man who made the world fall in love with such memorable products as OxiClean, OrangeClean, the Ding King, and Grizzly Bear Anal Beads was found dead in his home this morning.

This is going to make Season 2 of Pitchmen awfully hard to film.

RIP Billy Mays. You sure could yell at me.

Updated: 06/28/09 12:58 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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Jun. 28, 2009 | 12:58 PM CrabPope says:

Same here.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 12:58 PM FrozenFire says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3DVGs ZmLRs

Jun. 28, 2009 | 1:05 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

inspiring. thank you for that. if Billy was still around, I'm sure he would scream thanks at the top of his bearded lungs.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 1:01 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:

OMG did he really die?

Jun. 28, 2009 | 1:04 PM CrazyKungFuPug says:

screw micheal jackson and farah fawcett BILLY MATS IS DEAD!!!!! WHY HIM???? WAT NEXT? THE SHAMWOW GUY!?!?!

Jun. 28, 2009 | 1:07 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

actually i'm pretty sure the Shamwow guy is being ass-raped in prison right now. and i don't mean he's being fucked in the ass, i mean guys are ramming their asses into his erection.

now THATS an ass rape.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 1:12 PM SamIam says:

Wow this week has been depressing everyone great is dying. :(

Jun. 28, 2009 | 1:19 PM Yuotta says:

This is a curse!

Jun. 28, 2009 | 1:27 PM JinNJuice says:

What? He died?
Well... no more crazy stuff advertised by him anymore.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 1:47 PM BladeHero says:

That is just the saddest thing I have ever heard. I loved Billy. ;_;

Jun. 28, 2009 | 2:03 PM bbpi-ent says:

Billy Mays' death bothers me more than Ferra and Michael. I'm going to grow a beard and yell at my friends in his memory. Rest in Peace, Billy Mays.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 2:44 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

here here

Jun. 28, 2009 | 2:06 PM hansari says:

Wow...he was just on Conan a few days ago...

Jun. 28, 2009 | 2:07 PM Blaze016 says:

no one goes past the age of 50 anymore ...

Jun. 28, 2009 | 2:15 PM mooglepies says:

*crying* WE WILL AVENGE YOU!!!!!

Jun. 28, 2009 | 2:17 PM Slain-By-The-Bell says:

Why must the innocent always go?

Jun. 28, 2009 | 2:21 PM CNRHKick says:

I WISH I COULD CRY JUST AS LOUD AS BILLY MAYS, BECAUSE HIS VOLUME COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH WOULD BE THE ONLY SIGN OF AFFECTION I CAN SHOW THAT WOULD EQUAL UP TO HIS STATURE!

Jun. 28, 2009 | 2:25 PM Rig says:

MICHAEL JACKSON ORDERED A HIT ON BILLY MAYS BECAUSE EATING OXYCLEAN APPARENTLY KILLS YOU

Jun. 28, 2009 | 2:46 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

a hit from beyond the grave?
...hmm... that's possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard.... just Whacko Jacko's style. You're probably right

Jun. 28, 2009 | 2:59 PM PKforce323 says:

It's a conspiracyI tell you.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:02 PM NefariousBob says:

I guess he got on the ball to fast.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:03 PM NefariousBob says:

Michael's death was a heart attack.
It was the most high-pitched heart attack ever.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:07 PM MrPeece says:

DON'T BLEIVE TIHS IT WSA THE GOVNERMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11111111111111

ITS A CONSPIRCY!!!!!!11

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:08 PM RandomGuy2021 says:

I think it's becoming some kind of conspiracy with all these famous people dying and shit. Anyway may Billy Mays R.I.P and get on the ball in heaven.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:22 PM zZSpongeFreak26Zz says:

I dont live in america so i didnt hear that.But i found proof on google and i cant take this anymore.MJ,Fawset,some guy and now BILLY?!?I cant stand this anymore....

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:41 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

yes, the death of some guy hit me especially hard

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:25 PM jirayah11 says:

ITS A CONSPIRACY.MJ DIED AT 50 AND SO DID BILLY OMG IS SHAMWOW GUY NEXT?

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:25 PM leob123 says:

you gotta ask yourself, why are all the celebrities dieing this month, its bullshit! its like they're trying to one up each other

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:40 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

haha, i'm sure that's their plan

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:26 PM Warningshot says:

God Damn it

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:27 PM ieatstaples says:

i don't think the people that died in the past week are dead they are probably all drinking beers with Elvis on a beach somewhere.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:42 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

I think Billy Mays would feel very out of place on that beach

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:33 PM zZSpongeFreak26Zz says:

http://zzspongefreak26zz.newgrounds.c om/news/post/335637

I made a post too.Dude thank you so much.*Cry cry*

R.I.P Billy Mays

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:35 PM WAaAzZAaA says:

He's yelling and selling oxiclean to god now.....

Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:44 PM RENstyles says:

this is no coincidence...why.....I feel like bizaro world

Jun. 28, 2009 | 4:07 PM Sausau says:

Man, he looks so sexy on that picture. May he rest in is grave.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 4:07 PM Dafralanatah says:

Post the love man we shall miss him forever more

Jun. 28, 2009 | 4:07 PM Elitesauce says:

NOOOOOOO he can't be dead!!

Jun. 28, 2009 | 4:07 PM Sausau says:

*his

Jun. 28, 2009 | 4:12 PM KirbyKid164 says:

I feel the same way.
Life just won't be the same without Billy...

Jun. 28, 2009 | 5:09 PM knightsofthecircle says:

Every celebrity's dying ate age 50 now! Is it some kind of conspiracy?

Jun. 28, 2009 | 5:40 PM jackash101 says:

I totally agree, people only love Michael Jackson now he's dead, people always used to call him a pedo and hated him.
R.I.P BILLY MAYS

Jun. 28, 2009 | 5:50 PM voidshatter says:

good thing i started growing my beard

Jun. 28, 2009 | 5:57 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

yeah, you can fill in for Billy Mays until he's brought back to life. how good are you at selling things at the top of your lungs?

Jun. 28, 2009 | 6:38 PM Dalenbourg says:

Oh god they're cutting the world population by systematically killing everyone 50 and above! HI I'M GOING TO MISS BILLY MAYS AS WELL!

Jun. 28, 2009 | 7:09 PM doondeka says:

AND EVEN WORSE OZZY IS NEXT:U

Jun. 28, 2009 | 11:36 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

how is that worse?

Jun. 28, 2009 | 7:11 PM MichaelHurst says:

My theory is that the Shamwow guy (aka Vince) killed Billy Mays with a slapchop and then cleaned up a blood with a shamwow.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 8:45 PM Hating4AM says:

I shaved so I could start a new beard in his honor. R.I.P.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 9:58 PM Kyaztro says:

surprisingly I am as well

Jun. 28, 2009 | 10:18 PM MajMatye says:

Billy Mays could sell me cancer, gonorrhea, blunt sticks to the eyes, and do it all for the low low price of anything he could wrangle out of me.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 10:21 PM darknessexzero says:

fuck he was the only guy to make commercials fun. We still have vince from Shamwow but it isnt the same like if your dad died then got a step dad IT ISNT THE FUCKING SAME.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 11:37 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

true. i don't want the shamwow guy having sex with my mom.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 10:58 PM CommieCanadian says:

There we go! Someone who thinks the same as I!

Jun. 28, 2009 | 11:01 PM Keshicus says:

I miss him too.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 11:23 PM Macandy92 says:

so true. My last stick of mighty putty will be forever immortalized on my mantle, unused, always mourned.

Jun. 28, 2009 | 11:36 PM DonkeysBazooka responds:

mighty putty! as seen on TV!

Jun. 28, 2009 | 11:36 PM SupahHank says:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /501349
MJ can burn in hell.
RIP Billy Mays ;_;

Jun. 28, 2009 | 11:56 PM peixeaquatico says:

:C ......

Jun. 29, 2009 | 12:50 AM wolf4567 says:

...Billy mays died... i care way more about him than MJ too i didnt even hear about this and yet MJ gets so much coverage -_- Billy will be thought of whenever i see an oxiclean commercial.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 12:52 AM Bushido589 says:

HI, BUSHIDO589 HERE AND I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THAT I'M MOURNING THE DEATH OF BILLY MAYS. THIS WEEK SAW THE END OF NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE DEATHS IN THE PAST 2 DAYS. HOWEVER, THE MOST SHOCKING ONE WAS THE DEATH OF OUR BELOVED PITCHMAN, BILLY MAYS. CURRENTLY POLICE BELIEVE THAT THE SHAMWOW GUY HAS A DEATH NOTE AND HAS BEEN KILLING EVERYONE. WE MUST STOP THIS MAN AND MAKE SURE THAT BILLY MAYS IS AVENGED. IF THE SHAMWOW GUY IS NOT STOPPED, I WILL GUARANTEE THAT HE WILL STRIKE AGAIN OR YOUR MONEY BACK. REMEMBER BILLY MAYS!

Jun. 29, 2009 | 1:28 AM BlankShadowz says:

WHEN'D HE DIE?! OMFG "BAM! And the stain is gone!"

That was my favorite theme from him...

Jun. 29, 2009 | 1:36 AM Iceman-X says:

Billy Mays is, was, and always will be THE MAN!!! He will be missed.

BTW, Did he really sell anal beads?

Jun. 29, 2009 | 2:19 AM DonkeysBazooka responds:

he sold them to me for just $19.95. and because i acted immediately, i got a second set of anal beads for no extra cost! but wait, there's more! since i ordered with my credit card, i also got the grizzly bear anal lubricant! a $60 value, free with my order!

Jun. 29, 2009 | 1:52 AM P-51 says:

This is the most depressing week. McMahon then Mays? If Rush Limbaugh would die the next day it would make me feel better, but no such luck. I'm gonna miss that screeching sasquatch.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 2:02 AM Mafferson says:

Fuck oxi-clean

Jun. 29, 2009 | 2:19 AM DonkeysBazooka responds:

make me!

Jun. 29, 2009 | 4:23 AM RooAlex says:

Holy crap... that's... just... GOD... Billy Mays was the BEST!!! Why did HE have to die? WHY!? This is just not right...

Sep. 6, 2009 | 10:19 PM higgles says:

This might be a bad time but does anyone want to play Brawl online with me?