So first, Merry Christmas. I don't care if I offend you because I'm not offended when people tell me Happy Hanukkah, or Happy Kwanzaa. Especially since I'm an atheist. So fuck you, and Merry Christmas. I intend to stay home and polish my Festivus pole all day.

Now, let us all give Mr. Tom Fulp a big imaginary pat on the back. The generosity of that guy, lemme tell ya. For the second year in a row he crapped out a pile Wacoms to the hungry. Sure, one could argue its all part of his underhanded scheme to indirectly get more people to come to Newgrounds so he can make more money. But even that's probably only so he can use the money to buy more Wacoms for people!

I think that's Tom's real goal in life. Not to run some shoddy, semi-successful flash website. Tom really wants to just professionally give Wacoms out to people all year long, and this is just his way of doing it. Well hopefully, through this deceptive, artist-bait strategy, he will one day reach his dream.

Anyway, go read JakBaronKing's very thorough Christmas post if you haven't. He pretty much covers all the important people. If he didn't say something specific about you, it probably has something to do with your physical appearance and you should consider being self-conscious about it. I know I am.

Also, fuck yeah! A goat!

Lastly, I don't see how anyone can dislike Mythbusters. It's just likable all around. Educational, Awesome, Funny, Hot. You'd have to be a total douche not to like it! Or my brother.

There was definitely something else I was gonna say, but over the course of this longer-than-zero-words (and thus longer than it needs to be) post, it must have slipped my mind.

But now I've got something else to say to make up for it. This!

I'm doing a Winter Flash! It's exciting cause I was almost certain I was only going to have one shitty flash submitted in 2009, and this changes that! I have the time to work on it, so I'm busting the fuck out of my ass to get it done. See, I really thought I only had til December 31st to get it done, but it's been brought to my attention that I have til January 15th.... So I'm trying to decide if I should concentrate on getting it out before the end of the year, or if I should make it longer than I planned and use the other two weeks... hmm...

Help me decide, NG. Quicker release, or longer end result? Cast your votes.

Note that it's a WINTER flash, not a Christmas flash. Just like I promised last year when Tom was all, "I don't want a million Christmas flashes. It's a dumb idea for a contest. Make a winter one next year, DonkeysBazooka, and be my smizmar." And I made good on my promise!

Man. Lotsa links in this post. Link. (It's the closest thing I could find to a photo of a donkey with a bazooka)

See you in a week, folks! And if that's a lie, I'll see you in 2 to 3 weeks! I'm getting back to work on my animation!