DonkeysBazooka's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Mario bros Z ep.8 (old series)]

that's just awesome

people often rag on sprite animations because they didn't draw the sprites themselves or whatever... but who gives a fuck when the end result looks this damn good?

whether you made the sprites or not (and in this case you clearly did you share of sprites from scratch), the fight choreography is breath-taking. i watched most of the fight scene with my jaw slack, because i just have no idea how you managed to do it. even your use of the camera movement was spot-on! this is as good as it gets.

plenty of sprite movies are utter shit; that i won't argue. but movies like this set the curve. this is a diamond sitting on a mound of poop. i'm not sure how much sense that metaphor makes, but this kicked ass. that's what i'm getting at.

[Madness Desintegration]

really not too bad

As far as madness collabs go, this is one of the better ones i've seen. Pretty much all of them had nice and smooth animation. Some of them could stand to have some... yknow... sound effects. But really, i can't complain about too much here. Nice job.

[love tripp]

pretty damn cool

first, let me start with the negative, cause i'm a pessimist. firstly, that was a pretty crappy ending. and it would have been nice to at least include a replay button.

on the plus side, that was some dandy frame-by-frame work. very smoothly animated. I liked all the cool effects and stuff you did, and it definitely achieved the trippy trip you were going for. the morphs, the effects, the motion, etc. it was all just super.

[WKUK Russian Roulette]

it's not you, it's newgrounds

i hate movies that get obscenely high scores like this. all these 10s and high scores you're getting are for The Whitest Kids U Know, not Jombo1.

you didn't write the joke, record the audio or any of the funny parts. all you did was poorly animate poorly-drawn characters. this is exactly what happened with the assumption song, and that If You Were Gay song. Everyone LOLs at the movie, but it was funny before you made it, and the original sketch would have been just as funny without you animating the audio track.

just so you know, i did laugh at this. it was funny. but i didn't laugh at anything you did, i laughed at the whitest kids u know. unless you are secretly a cast member and actually did write this joke, you've earned a 3.

[Lil' Hoots]

I 5'd the shit outta this!

This had some great animation in it. Voice work was perfect. Didn't think the story was very compelling, but I did like the characters, so I'd like to see more of them. You should be very proud of this.

[Misinterpretive Porn Star]

A+ again

Man, if you keep filling up my favorite flashes list... people are gonna start to talk.

That must have been one of the most awkward recording sessions ever, having your mom sound all... hot and bothered. I don't know how I'd even bring that kind of thing up with my mom.. or my sister....

Anyhoo, delightful work, once again. Chalk this up as one more reason for me to envy your very existence. I wish I could exist like you :C

Dieing to see Starbarians. Is go be hot shit!

HappyHarry responds:

Haha, it was awkward as hell but as you can hear they did a good job.

Thanks for the encouragement dude :)

[Saturday Morning Watchmen]

hell YES! :D

Say the word, and I will gladly suck your dick until it turns white.

That was amazing. Best animator on the site, unquestionably. I'll never stop being jealous of you.

Looking forward to your other oncoming flashes. Eagerly. Another sentence fragment. And another. Microsoft Word hates my review.

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep1]

oh newgrounds. sigh.. you truly are full of morons

i'm kind of at a loss for words.... oh i have an idea, i'll write out my stream of consciousness upon realizing the existence of this video. that's what good reviews are made of.
ok first, i was all like, "oh egoraptor and tomamoto made a new movie. if that doesn't have at least a score of 4.50 i'll suck my dog's dick." then i clicked on it and i was like, "oh, it's only got a score of 4.15. this must royally SUCK if even egoraptor's thousands of fanboys aren't 5ing the ass out of this thing.... oh and i'm not gonna suck my dog's dick, cause we never shook hands on it, so it was never made an official bet.... besides my dog's a girl dog."

then i watched it. it... is... AWESOME!

now I gotta be honest. i've always been amused for the most part by egoraptors stuff. although i do believe that a lot of it is vastly overrated and half of his scores just come from people who cream their pants at the mention of the word "egoraptor", and the other half come from people who just aren't old enough to produce semen yet. and that has kinda always tampered with my opinion of it. the fact that egoraptor's animation is almost as good as his voicework is undeniable, but it was easy to overlook when i'm sitting here going, "4.99?!!! it's just a funny videogame parody! PHUUUUUKKK!"

this video put things in perspective for me. this is hilarious, and in many ways it is FAR superior to any of the Awesome cartoons. the dialogue/voice acting is as good as it gets. that was brilliant how you made the characters hate having to pronounce the names of stuff in this. and i LOVED how you had them mess up, recorded the sneeze and the sound of the script pages. hilarious. this was awesomer than any awesome movie. awesome.

animation was perfect. good frame by frame, funny frame by frame, and even the places where only the mouths moved worked perfectly because this is in fact a parody of anime. (not an attempt at recreating it. a parody. big difference there.) opening theme was great. damn, i just can't think of enough nice things to say about it.... meh, i'm content now actually. that'll do.

i do have one last thing to say though. this is further proof that newgrounds is a community of retards. this deserves a way higher score (and i rarely say that about flashes). all the 13-18 year olds watch this and go, "what? girlchan? i don't get it. when's Metal Gear Awesome 3 coming out?"

come on, retards. this is awesome.

damn fine work you guys. i've never seen Girlchan in Paradise before, but I feel like I can consider myself a fan anyway, thanks to this flash.

Egoraptor responds:

Wow, that was really fucking nice.

Thank you, that means a ton.

Oh wait, I mean... when's Metal gear Awesome 3 coming out.